A Villain's Namesake, a Tradie and a Dragon in the Woods
TheGayGaston borrowed his name from a Disney villain and then set about living up to the song. MisterDan_Au downs tools in Melbourne and starts his second shift once the sun has gone. EVERGREEN, an Englishman, folds himself up like a frog, and FlightLifexxx is a performer in Los Angeles. Alongside them are Pup Skysoar, who wakes up in forests, and Evan ThomAss, a Denver wanderer who hunts mushrooms between snowboarding trips.
Out of 2,961 creators on this directory with the label, these are the ones at its busy end. A beard gets a man onto the page, since the label comes straight from his own listing and pictures. That is where we come in.
The Popular End Runs Older, Furrier and Lighter on Ink
Our read of the most popular bearded pages is that readers want the beard to come with some mileage. Fifteen per cent of them carry the mature label, but only 8% of the wider group do, the widest gap going. Otters and hairy men are over-represented too, by smaller margins, and so, oddly, are the clean-cut. Meanwhile, among the favourites, the full list's dominant labels all thin out a touch. Muscle sits dead level. The beard, it seems, does best alongside chest hair and a few years of experience, and gains little from another tattoo or another gym session.
The Men Behind the Beards, Taken in Turn
#1
TheGayGaston: The Man Who Took the Villain's Lyric Literally
Fans of a certain animated villain will recognise the line about every last inch being covered in hair. TheGayGaston means it, and has made it his calling card. He flirts, calls himself a nerd, and has sat for a photographer's nerd series as his favourite Disney characters. His humour is all winks: a do-not-disturb sign that exempts the hairy, for instance. On his OnlyFans page a membership covers the lot, with plenty of variety and the odd early look at a video for those who want it, and he flatly refuses to send anyone off to another man's page.
#2
MisterDan_Au: The Tradie Who Clocks On After Dark
Tools down, lights low: that is the working day as MisterDan_Au runs it. A Melbourne tradie, he catches you looking and tells you so, and his patter is pure tease. He is frank about being gay for pay, and his OnlyFans page reflects a broad brief, with women and men both in the cast. Subscribers get full-length videos, behind-the-scenes material and releases held back for them alone, while some of the bigger collaborations are kept separate. He joined our listings this October.
#3
FlightLifexxx: The Performer Who Shoots His Own Stills
Awards season knows FlightLifexxx well: he has 11 nominations across AVN, XBIZ and UrbanX, the most recent including a first nod for his photography. Behind the lens he is every bit as serious as in front, and that matters. He shoots on film, keeps a Polaroid handy and spends his Los Angeles summers at friends' gatherings with a camera in hand, with a trip to Miami when the industry gathers there. Tattooed, muscular and unhurried, he has the easy confidence of a man who has put in the years. His LoyalFans page unlocks full POV and behind-the-scenes shoots for subscribers, with his back catalogue kept in a separate video store.
#4
EVERGREEN: Frog-Crouching Englishman With Bloopers
Somewhere in England, EVERGREEN is crouched like a frog and perfectly content about it. Announcing himself as British beef, he shares his bloopers and keeps things silly. Hairy, tattooed and masc by label, he is at his most charming when he is being daft. His OnlyFans page covers his work with other men, and he would far rather a subscriber wrote to him than lurked quietly.
#5
MD arabian: The Arabic-Language Film Makers
MD arabian make their films in Arabic, for Arab viewers above all. The bearded, muscular hunk at the centre works at feature length, and their Fanspicy page comes with gifts for subscribers.
#6
Pup Skysoar: The Wolf Dragon Who Wakes Up in the Woods
Bark first, explain later. Pup Skysoar is a self-declared Wolf Dragon Pup, gay, versatile and proudly derpy, and he spends his free days exactly as that suggests: hiking forest trails, backpacking into new territory, pitching a tent and swimming in rivers until the season ends. He wanders off the marked path on purpose, because that is where the good riverbeds are. The enthusiasm is infectious and entirely without cool. He is only just setting up on OnlyFans, where he shares what he calls his horny adventures, having moved his earlier videos across from elsewhere, and he is always glad of a chat. An obvious pick for anyone who prefers their otters outdoors and in high spirits.
#7
Evan ThomAss: The Mushroom Forager Who Dances for Dancing's Sake
Wisconsin, South Carolina, Alaska, Colorado: Evan ThomAss has taken the long road to Denver and reckons he has found his place, though he still loves to wander. Snowboarding, hiking, camping and hunting mushrooms fill his time outdoors. Add music, horror films and nights out dancing with his best friend, where the dancing is the entire point. He cheerfully calls himself an all-round weirdo. On OnlyFans he is a hairy, bearded otter intent on living his best life.
Frequently asked questions about Bearded OnlyFans creators
The latest arrival is MisterDan_Au, listed this October. Pup Skysoar and Evan ThomAss both came aboard in September, and the pup is still settling in, with his earlier videos carried over from elsewhere. TheGayGaston and EVERGREEN have stayed longest, and everyone else also arrived earlier.
Most do. FlightLifexxx keeps his work on LoyalFans, and MD arabian publish on Fanspicy, so each needs its own login. TheGayGaston, MisterDan_Au, EVERGREEN, Pup Skysoar and Evan ThomAss are all on OnlyFans, where the same account covers each of them.
Pup Skysoar is the obvious answer: forests, rivers, tents and trails are his natural habitat, and he strays from the path deliberately. Evan ThomAss runs him close from Denver, with snowboarding, hiking, camping and mushroom hunting all on his list. Between them they cover most of what a person might do in the hills.
To get to know the person writing, EVERGREEN asks outright for messages. Pup Skysoar is always happy to chat and invites people to bark his way whenever they fancy. With his messages open, MisterDan_Au welcomes requests from subscribers.
All over. Based in England, EVERGREEN sits alongside MisterDan_Au in Melbourne, FlightLifexxx in Los Angeles and Evan ThomAss in Denver, where he settled after a long route through other states. TheGayGaston is harder to pin down, turning up in a different city most months and plainly enjoying it.
That is FlightLifexxx, a performer and creator whose nominations span AVN, XBIZ and UrbanX. The latest round recognised his photography for the first time, a point of pride after years spent on both sides of the camera. He was in Miami in May for the XBIZ gathering.