Clowns, poets and a muscle bear with a prank up his sleeve
Any dinner party with these men would be lively. One has built a running comedy series. Another directs adult films and calls himself a happiness coach and a clown. There is a poet who frames Los Angeles gardens like old myths, a muscle bear who stages mock love at first sight on escalators, and a New Yorker who moved west and talks about it like a man in love. They are funny, frank and very sure of their appeal, which makes the cards below look a little shy.
This is their city. Los Angeles trails only New York among American cities, with an estimated 3.87 million residents inside its limits, and its wider metropolitan area draws in many more from a broad mix of cultures.
Why ink and a sporty build go further in Los Angeles
Muscle is everywhere on this list, so it decides nothing: the most popular men carry it at about the same rate as everyone else, and beards split exactly even. Ink is what pulls ahead. 25% of the popular names are tattooed, against 16% of the full list. An athletic build edges up too, and clean-cut faces gain a fraction. Our read: in a city full of gym-built bodies, a tattoo gives a man a story before he says a word, and the sportier builds suggest someone with a life beyond the bedroom.
Who these Angelenos are once the camera stops
#1
LetsEatCakeXx .13: The Sunset Boulevard Tease With a Spare Key
Running a members' club on OnlyFans called The Cake Club, LetsEatCakeXx .13 is cheeky from the first line. Inside are more than 750 full-length videos, and members who keep their membership rolling get extra treats by message. The spare key is a free page he keeps as a backup, in case anything ever happens to the main one. He is muscular and flirty, with a wink always close, and he lives between West Hollywood and Sunset Boulevard. He also writes and records his own songs, French flourishes included. This year has taken him to Puerto Vallarta and MedellΓn, usually with a crowd around him. People adore him for the joy he brings, and it shows.
#2
Chicken Shakez: The Pixar Parodist Who Sat for a Sketchbook
Chicken Shakez keeps his comedy series running with loud, gloriously silly energy. So far he has sent the poor man to New York, to a bathhouse and back to the studio lot. People wait for each new episode like a film premiere, popcorn ready. Outside the comedy, he sat as life model for a Tom of Finland Foundation drawing session, which suits someone so relaxed. Explicit is how his OnlyFans page runs. Everything comes with the subscription, and he takes private photo and video requests. Anyone who writes gets an answer, he says, and given his love of talking, he means it.
#3
michael vegas: The Director Who Moonlights as a Happiness Coach
Film-maker, happiness coach, self-declared clown: michael vegas has a lot of jobs and seems to enjoy every one. He directs adult films and spends long days behind the camera with a crew he clearly adores. Next he guests on comedy podcasts, discussing creativity and living life fully. He knows how to spend an evening, too, from cabaret at the Fonda Theatre to a fever-dream steak dinner at the Madonna Inn that he still can't stop thinking about. His LoyalFans page is a no-limits fetish page built around extreme stretching play, solo and with fellow performers. It offers custom videos, live sessions, and a host who loves to chat.
#4
Danny Fantasy: The Fitness Aesthete Who Writes in Verse
Somewhere between a gym and a gallery, Danny Fantasy has built a fitness and art life for himself in Los Angeles. His shoots borrow from gardens, stone and old stories, and he writes about them like a romantic poet at the end of summer. The playful, sultry side lives on his Subs page, a new venture for him, with explicit exclusive content.
#5
JV Marx: The Tattooed Otter Who Does the Talking
Words are half the fun for JV Marx. Hailing from Los Angeles, he supplies OnlyFans with full sex tapes, roleplay, verbal play and a foot fetish. He switches between dom and sub with relish and is versatile to the core. He carries himself with a lazy, sexy confidence and a streak of self-mockery: he calls himself a nightmare and grins while he says it. Readers who want a man who talks back are in the right place.
#6
Nathyn: The New Yorker Who Put Down Roots in LA
After years in New York, Nathyn moved west this year and talks about Los Angeles like a man newly in love with it. Trees are his emblem and growth is his theme. He is unusually open about living honestly, and he is fond of a good quote. His OnlyFans page is free: a warm, flirty welcome with plenty to discover.
#10
Beau Butler: The Muscle Bear Who Pranks Strangers on Escalators
Picture a bearded muscle bear staging mock love at first sight on a Los Angeles escalator and you have Beau Butler: a hunk with a prankster's timing and no fear of looking daft. He makes comedy shorts with fellow performers and stars in premieres of new films. He handles every part of his OnlyFans page himself, as a porn star, with sex tapes and solo videos. He also keeps a strict rhythm few can match, with a full new release every Wednesday and every Sunday. He answers messages himself, as fast as he can manage.
Frequently asked questions about Los Angeles OnlyFans creators
Through an OnlyFans page, Nathyn gets to introduce himself on his own terms. Next to his members' club, LetsEatCakeXx .13 maintains a second page, mainly as insurance in case anything happens to the main one. Any other creator wants a subscription first, and the card gives the details.
Obviously Chicken Shakez, whose long-running Inside Out parody sits alongside his chats with everyone who writes. Beau Butler pranks strangers and makes comedy shorts with friends. michael vegas calls himself a clown and holds his own on comedy podcasts. JV Marx brings the driest one-liners of the lot.
Two of them live elsewhere. michael vegas keeps his page on LoyalFans, and Danny Fantasy has gone to Subs for his newest venture. Each needs its own login on that platform, separate from any OnlyFans account. The remaining five sit on OnlyFans, where a single login works for all, extra pages included.
michael vegas runs the most uncompromising fetish page here, built around extreme stretching play and live sessions. Verbal play, roleplay and a foot fetish are JV Marx's, in dom or sub roles. For something closer to classic sex tapes, Beau Butler and LetsEatCakeXx .13 both keep large libraries of full-length videos, with Beau Butler adding new releases twice a week.